And in those two days....
UFO's invaded Echo Park
Then the aliens typed codes into our skin
Made our fruit bionic
Made roller disco the predominate form of communication
Then slept behind frosted glass while I waited 2 hours for some dude to go "Yup. It could be cracked, fractured, or bruised. Not sure. Walk it off, and that'll be 8 million dollars please"
Did you know that in some countries it is illegal to make a profit via health care?